And then, on September 16th, 2013, it all came off.
Don’t ask me what that weird thing behind me is, I think it came from a house. The important part is, my vagina now looks like a creepy alien life form and I spent an hour staring at it with a hand held mirror because I had kind of forgotten what it looks like.
This picture was taken on day one of the regrowth process. Still smooth as a.. kitten’s ear? I don’t know. I’m not much for babies, so I’m not going to compare this part of my body to one’s bottom. Pick something else.